you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
I AM SO DONE.
I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD
My brain is in agony. This is the only thing I could possibly think of worse than 50 Shades. This writing is so… ha… ha ahhahaha so immature!! Like, what, did she look up different synonyms for genitals on urbandictionary?
WHAT PUBLISHER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT INTO THE WORLD?
This is the best thing I ever listened to in a cafe :P